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[Gast]

Ein paar jokes:

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists,breaking the dogs neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident,and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" hecontinued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Toronto was either for the Leafs or Jays fan."What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet.

A hockey fan is caught speeding on a motorway and when pulled over is asked to take a breathaliser test, he refuses and shows the officer a card with "asthmatic, no breath tests allowed", so the officer asks him for a blood test and once again, the man shows a card saying "diabetic, no blood tests allowed. Then, the officer tells him to take a urine test and the man pulls out a card sying "toronto maple leafs fan, don't take the piss"

10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls

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[martinf112]

Tja, Damenbeachvolleyball hat da doch gewisse Vorzüge, insbesondere, was die Spielbekleidung angeht!  :

[Gast]

Tja, ja die "Wieber" beim Hockey!

Dabei kann Frau doch gar nix erkennen, unter der Ausrüstung!

Ein Grund warum ich Frauen-Hockey nicht sehr bevorzuge!

Lucky Luke

[Gast]

gestern war ich in meinem Ort 3.LIga Hockey schauen (Ec Zirl), so richtig Old School, wo die Fans noch auf den Brettern standen!!!

Und da natürlich die ganzen Wieber was eh nur da sind, weil sie es mit einem Spieler f***en wollen, oder weil sie auf jemanden einen "Flug" haben und so!

Was auf einmla einen raus lassen, wie gut sie sich doch auskennen im Hockey!

Da sage ich nur: